FIt’s that time, that time of the month
Well I woke up early and I got a hunch
DmGonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away
F‘Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why
DmListen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go
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GSurfin’, surfin’ the Cwave
GAll the girls are Csurfin’ the wave
GSurfin’ the Ccrimson wave todayF
FGonna call in sick to work, I don’t care, my boss is a jerk
DmCan’t believe all the pain I’m in, get me white wine and vicodin
FCall my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo
DmSew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, ‘cause I’ve got sharks in hot pursuit
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BbThere are communistGms in the Fsummer house
BbThere are communistGms in the Fsummer house
AOffer them some Cprimrose tea,
Aif you need me, you Cknow where I’ll be
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