Crimson Wave

by Tacocat

F Dm / G C (F) /Bb Gm Fx2 A Cx2

F
It’s that time, that time of the month
Well I woke up early and I got a hunch
Dm
Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away
F
‘Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why
Dm
Listen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go

CHORUS:
G                    C
Surfin’, surfin’ the wave
G                 C
All the girls are surfin’ the wave
G           C                 F
Surfin’ the crimson wave today

F
Gonna call in sick to work, I don’t care, my boss is a jerk
Dm
Can’t believe all the pain I’m in, get me white wine and vicodin
F
Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo
Dm
Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, ‘cause I’ve got sharks in hot pursuit

CHORUS

Bb                 Gm       F
There are communists in the summer house
Bb                 Gm       F
There are communists in the summer house

A               C
Offer them some primrose tea,
A                   C
if you need me, you know where I’ll be

CHORUS